I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.
or that person is horny or emotional or just texting everyone in their phone and just hoping someone will answer but sure lets MAKE IT SUUUUPER ROMANTiC
(Source: amatnemo, via sadwhiteblogger)
So basically tonight is Modern Family and Breaking Bad night and everyone else should just start drinking now and leave early.
(Source: catelynsstark)
i feel like college was someone’s idea as like a joke and then they decided to take it too far and then everyone started thinking they were serious and it just got out of control
like “hahahahahaha let’s make kids pay thousands of dollars for an education where they end up sleep deprived, manic depressive, anxious and concerned about getting a job they’ll end up hating anyway hahahahahaha oh teenagers will do the darndest things”